How to Make a Personalized Flamingo Poop Skunk

Are you looking for the perfect present for someone this Christmas? Why not make it yourself with flamingo poop? There are a number of steps you can take to create your very own gift basket with this yummy treat. I have put together some easy to follow instructions that will get you started right away.

HOW TO MAKE IT: After you have picked out the items you wish to add, you will need to gather the following items. Four bags of alfalfa sprouts, one bag each of dark chocolate kisses, two packages of unflavored gelatin, and one gallon of fresh pink (or white) water. Once you have gathered all of your supplies, it is time to start shopping around for all of your items. Choose and purchase any cute or cuddly pink plastic toy horses or pink duck eggs that your recipient can relate to (such as the little pink cowboy or sweet little penguin). You may also wish to purchase some small plush stuffed animals such as an adorable teddy bear. Then, you will need to gather some shredded paper, pink or white gel coloring, and either a small or large bowl of white fondant or fat free icing.

AFTER YOU: Now it is time to bake the cakes. To do this, you should line a baking sheet with wax paper or spray with non-stick cooking spray. Next, you will need to melt some two sticks of margarine. Carefully place the stick into the middle of a twelve-inch square cake pan and pop it in the oven for approximately ten minutes. Allow the cakes to cool and once they are completely cool, you can frost them according to your preferences.

AFTER YOU: Once your cakes are cooled off, you can fill the mold with the pink sprinkles and pop it in the oven for approximately ten minutes. Once the cake is cool off, you can fill the mantilla with the melted white gel icing and smooth it out on top of the cake. Allow the icing to cool, and then carefully remove the mold. Next, you can put the mantilla directly on top of the cake.

AFTER YOU: Once the cake is completely cool off, you can use the beta carotene that is still on the mold to paint the sides of the mantilla pink. Simply paint using the same brush that you used to draw the rainbow pattern on the cake. You may want to add a few drops of water to make the pink look a little bit more “watery”. Next, you can pipe the finishing touches to the mantilla. pipe the pink sprinkles all around the rim.

For safety reasons, do not use real flamingos. Instead, use Epsom salt and water to soak up any of the excess moisture. You will also want to make sure your hands are clean before you start painting the pink flamingo skunk. The salt will take away some of the sensitivity associated with the painted area, and the water will keep the pink burning without burning your skin. Before you know it, your flamingo poop skunk picture will be a great conversation piece!